Craft & Activity Toys

So. 2013. Feels a lot like 2012. Kids still screaming. Dogs still pooping. Life still a mundane existential purgatory. Your child's love for you still mostly contingent on what you've recently purchased for them. Better purchase them something cool, and engaging, lest they turn to the dog for ideas.

Ends on January 11 at 9AM CT

About Stuff To Distract Your Pesky Kids

Kids are great or whatever, but sometimes not so much. Like, say, the morning after a massive bender (and what responsible parent doesn't need to unwind from time to time). No matter how much you love your kid, there's just no way to enjoy Dora the Explorer at 7 AM with a Hemingway-class hangover. So buy some toys, chuck 'em in the little screamer's room, and enjoy your extended recovery nap.