Project a workout routine onto the side of a donut shop.
Give them a reason to clean their plates.
Rome wasn't built in a day. But it could have been if they'd used these magnetic learning tiles.
I still remember the day putty became sentient and eradicated almost the entire human race. We must fight back.
DO NOT FEED THE DRAGONS
Reading is a good diversion.
The perfect way to prepare them for the new robot-run economy.
Tractors are like horses. That's basically why they were invented.
Smear some butter on some things.
A Parrot Rolling Spider. Sounds like a made up imaginary creature. And yet, here it is.