Some drive the road to success, some ride shotgun, and some need a booster seat so they can sit in the back. That's just how it goes.
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If you're going to hop your kid up on sugar, this purchase makes a lot of sense.
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Great for sleepovers or those "can I sleep in your room?" nights.