When you immerse yourself in the underground, these Top Racing RC Cars will be your only friends.

No way man, I ain’t no cop or nothing, trying to infiltrate the gritty world of illegal RC car drag racing. Don’t be ridiculous! I’m just a guy who’s ready to burn some of the rubber off the realistic-looking, durable tires on one of my two Top Racing RC Cars, that’s all.

So c’mon where’s the race at? I’m just straight up itching to pilot these brightly-colored cars to victory using their full function remote controls. As long as there are a few minor to mid-major laws being broken along the way, you know? Because that’s just how a bona fide criminal like me rolls, you dig, hombre?

Fine, if you’re worried because I’m a stranger, let’s talk and get to know each other. I’ll pick the subject: favorite crimes to commit. You start. And speak slowly. Directly into this button on my shirt. The one that says, “I heart obstructing justice.” Leave pauses between each crime, please.

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