Kids really DO have it better.

Everyone knows kids have it easy, sure. But there are some things that make the tradeoff of adulthood easier to swallow, like personal autonomy and not living with your parents and getting to make out with people if you’re into that sort of thing. Still, sometimes you see something like this Stephen Joseph Hooded Poly Coral Fleece Blanket and it’s tough not to think the kids are winning.

Come on. You’re gonna sit there with a straight face and tell us you wouldn’t like the opportunity to put a ladybug blanket on over your head and run, squealing, through your office? You’re lying. You’re lying right to our face! Come on. Look at that Dinosaur model! You’re telling us you wouldn’t want that? That’s what we thought.

And hey, bonus: if you wear this as an adult you don’t have to worry about Geraldo Rivera saying something incredibly stupid and offensive. Well, he’ll probably still do that, but it won’t be about your awesome hooded blanket.

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