Why would I buy my kids a patio set? I don’t even have a patio set!

You’re spoiling these kids, Maureen. A Step2 Grill & Play Patio Cafe? REALLY? You have got to be kidding me! I’m still using the same rusted out Weber I used in college, but our two year old has a brand new grill.

Oh I don’t care if it’s not a real grill! And don’t tell me I’m being dramatic.

You know what? I’d love to have something that was featured on The Today Show as a top toy for active kids. Okay, maybe my version wouldn’t be for active kids. Maybe my version would have to be a top toy for dudes in their 30s. But my point still stands, because for their age, this thing is amazing! It’s got an oven and a refrigerator! It’s got a 60” adjustable umbrella! WE don’t even have a 60” adjustable umbrella!

What did they even do to earn it? I work 50 hours a week and what kind of toys do I have to show for it? None! It all goes to them! Oh don’t give me the “be an adult” speech again. Even adults get what they want some of the time.

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