For baby geniuses, by baby geniuses.

Hi there, I’m Gordon Tinsley. I wrote, directed, and animated each of these DVDs, and I can personally attest to their quality. Because I, myself, am a baby genius.

It takes a lot of people 30 years to figure out exactly what they want to do in life; it took me 30 days, then another 30 days tinkering around on my dad’s Mac, and now bang-o, I’m a full-fledged film maker, cranking out rich, educational DVDs with dancing bears and dinosaurs and everything. You want to know a little bit about the four seasons? I got you covered, even though I’ve only actually experienced, like, one and a half of them so far. How about some counting? Or Nursery Rhymes? A little bit of Mozart for sleepy time? Done, done, and done.

I’ll even take you to the San Diego friggin’ zoo! Have I ever been to the San Diego Zoo? No! But I have plans to go when I finally finish up the paperwork for that time share in Ocean Beach. Mom even got me some buckets and stuff to make sand castles with. But I had her send them back. Because, look, I know a thing or two about neo-romantic architecture and it’s not all cylinders like the sand toy industry would have you believe.

But anyway, back to my work. Can I guarantee that your kids will enjoy these DVDs? Yes. Can I guarantee that your kids will turn out to be full-fledged child prodigies like me? No. I mean, even with my overdeveloped intellect, I still manage to cry unexpectedly, poop my pants, speak gibberish, and sleep weird hours. But to be fair, that’s not because I’m a baby. It’s because I’m an artist.

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