Woodstock Instruments

Woodstock. The pinnacle of filthy revelers and awesome music, being poorly imitated to this day everywhere from Sasquatch to Coachella. But the most important part was the music. Set your kids off in Hendrix's footsteps by starting them young, and letting them grow their afros as big as they like.
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About Woodstock Instruments

Woodstock Instruments: The Gifts of the Gods. Or, more relevantly, the gifts you can give your punk kids for Christmas. They might love you for it, but even if they don't, there's a chance it'll start them on the path to rock superstardom, and then you can just leech off their fame and success, which is way more useful than love anyhow.
Woodstock Instruments official site