Wonderworld Wooden Toys

Okay, sure, kids don't care that toys are made of quality wood. Kids just want to have fun! But when you run for the Senate and your child says "My parent only buy me wooden toys!" and suddenly the elf union votes are locked in? THAT'S when you'll know why it matters.

Ends on October 25 at 9AM CT

About Toy Elves

PRO: Elves don't sleep, so they can work long shifts. CON: Elves are from a land across the water, which means you need an immigration lawyer on staff to handle the work visas.