Trend Lab Cloth Diapers
Oh sure, no one cares if babies and toddlers run around in just their underpants, but when I do it, it's "indecent" and "illegal." What, are my thighs not chubby enough? Would it help if I bought some Trend Lab Cloth Diapers and crawled around cooing? I bet if I couldn't control my bodily functions you'd all think differently.
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