Tonka Trucks
If you've never had the pleasure of eating buffalo jerky, don't. I use the term "eat" loosely, as your jaw will explode before you've masticated it enough to swallow. Too bad the Native Americans didn't have Tonka trucks back in the day. Or real trucks for that matter. Then they could have just driven to 7-11 for a Little Debbie instead.
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