Winning 18 gold medals isn't easy. Just ask me, the guy who's been there for all of Michael Phelps' races, in front of my TV, watching from my living room. Believe me, I know. And if you're going to want your tot to grow up to be a champion swimmer, you can't wait another second. You do want your child to be successful, don't you?
"Swimwear" might not be the proper term. In reality, not many toddlers actually swim. It's more of a waddle into the shallow end of the pool/lake/ocean followed by jumping up and down laughing or crying. Or it's their parents carrying them. Either way, swimwear doesn't make much sense, but what else are you going to call it? So I guess it's swimwear.