Star Wars is Cool Again

Hey, remember when Darth Vader wore a helmet and Han Solo was the coolest cat in twelve parsecs? Well your kids don't, but you should buy them some of this cool stuff anyways, because Star Wars is timeless. Also, they're kids; they might still be dumb enough to like the new movies.

Ends on December 7 at 9AM CT

About Star Wars

It used to be cool, then it wasn't, now Disney owns it. Also, it's the reason why I wave my hand before entering any grocery store with an automated door, then crack up when it opens. Well, that and the paint chips.