Operation: Imminent Baby

What's worse than a Bigfoot driving a tank? A baby. And why is that? Because there's a chance you can stop a Bigfoot or a tank. A slim chance, sure, but better than the ZERO chance you have of stopping a baby from appearing when it's ready to be born. Gear up now and you won't have to struggle with where to put it later.

Ends on October 9 at 9AM CT

About Babies

Oh, um… babies come from storks… or is it cabbages? You know what, we've forgotten. What did your Mom and Dad say? Because we're totally sure that's the right answer. So, you know, don't ask us. Ask them. We just sell stuff.