It’s dangerous to surf the web without proper padding. The jagged edges of news media, the steep sociological cliffs of image board sites … to say nothing of the incoming hunks of angry hate-shrapnel from every forum or comments section on the web. Don’t let your mouse into these harsh climes unprotected; use a mousepad.
Well, they come with a mouse and a pad. Or a pad and a mouse, if you prefer, but why you’d have a meaningful preference over something as trivial as the wording in the “About Mousepad Sets” section is beyond me. You’ve got to stop letting the little things get to you, man. Maybe see somebody about that.