Muk Luks vs. Winter

Winter talks a big game, but come on, man. These are Muk Luks! Warm! Snuggly! And what's Winter got? Chilling cold, blistering winds, and a general lack of sunlight. Pretty sure those Sock Monkey slippers could handle those things SOLO if they had to.

Ends on January 21 at 9AM CT

About My Crushing Victory Over Winter

Yeah! Yeah! How you like that, you chilly jerk!? Huh? What's that? I can't hear you with my Muk Luk jammed down your throat, chump! January my toasty warm butt, I'm sweatin! 'cause I'm so warm! Choke on that, Winter!