Kickin' It Old School

Videogames? Yawn. The Internet? I work here, and let me tell you, it's mostly just people who are angry and cowardly and lonely. TV? Eh. What kids really want is the same old-school electricity-free goodness we had back when we were kids (maybe not the lawn darts).
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About Shylling

They don't care about your fancy shmancy electromachines, son. In their day, kids played with their toys outside, in fifteen feet of snow, during a blizzard, and an airstrike, and they didn't care, because that was the style at the time. In fact, they were GRATEFUL for the snow, which helped feed their crops and keep their parents employed. Kids today...
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