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Take pity, huh? We've got to stay up all night counting. Your kids, on the other hand, are counting on you to entertain them. Yeah, that WAS smooth. Thanks for noticing. Why not reward us by buying one of these toys?
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Take pity, huh? We've got to stay up all night counting. Your kids, on the other hand, are counting on you to entertain them. Yeah, that WAS smooth. Thanks for noticing. Why not reward us by buying one of these toys?
It's true, some people get paid to do nothing but count. Doesn't that seem like a waste of money? Such an easy job! How can they get paid? You could do that! RAAAAAAAGE! So let's join forces and put 'em out of a job by having you buy all of these toys and leaving them nothing to count. Deal?