Let's skip the part where I pretend you don't already have a rubber ducky collection. And the part where you pretend there's such a thing as too many rubber duckies. Let's just skip straight to the bottom line. Rubber duckies are awesome, you have a hoarding problem, and I'm here to take advantage of it.
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Jeremiah Boon's Uncle Cletus nodded off in a bathtub out of boredom. His loss hit Jeremiah hard, and he vowed that never again would someone be bored enough to drown in a bathtub. From there, it wasn't far to Boon Inc., and a bathtime-funtime empire. Jeremiah is out to make bathtime fun for everyone; not because he's a nice guy, but because he misses Uncle Cletus.
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