Baby Things: Things For Babies

We're not gonna beat around the bush: this is what your child needs to be happy. If you aren't buying it, YOU are the reason your child is unhappy! ALL THE WEIGHT IS ON YOUR SHOULDERS, PARENT OR GUARDIAN. Thankfully, there's a solution. Buy your child's love with our help.

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About The Happiness Of Babies

Love? Tenderness? Cash? Pffft. Those are adult concepts. Babies want stuff. Stuff like this. And if they don't get it, they're going to have horrible rebellious teenage years. Your choice, parents. Your choice.