Your baby knows when it feels bad. Your baby also knows when it feels happy. Maybe it can't explain with the eloquence of a Russian novelist but hey. And we're pretty sure your baby would like this stuff to soothe and clean and whatever. Also, that they'd never write a prequel to The Hobbit. Some things even babies know not to do.
Small and helpless, babies rely on YOU to make their lives wonderful! Don't sell them out. You were a baby once, too, surely you can understand.
