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Baby Gear Breakdown

What's that? They want to tear down the Infant and Toddler Community Center?! We have to save it! If we put on a talent show featuring children rocking some of the best gear we've ever featured on Kids.Woot, maybe we can... Oh. Yeah, I guess a simple Baby Gear Breakdown will do. Just as long as someone breakdances at some point.

Ends on July 9 at 9AM CT

About babies

First off, they're small. Tiny, even, when you think about it. They sleep a lot, though it's hard to tell when they're up every two hours screaming for more food, you know? They're really, really cute, too. Well, most of them are, anyway. Sometimes you'll see one and you'll be all "JIMINY CHRISTMAS, IT'S A SMALL HAIRLESS AARDVARK," but you won't actually say that because that would be rude, so you'll just sort of force a grin and say "Oh, how precious." Oh, and when you see a baby's picture on Facebook, regardless of cute factor, you have to Like it. That's a rule, I think.