Look, they've got to play with SOMETHING, right? Wouldn't you rather it be these lovely toys instead of, say, your super-rare record collection or those mint-in-box Ewoks you've been saving since '83? No, that's not a threat. Just an observation.

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About Parenting After A Lifetime Of Toy Collecting

It's not impossible, you know. Just keep the kids distracted until they're old enough to drive, then buy them a sports car. They'll love you and never have to touch your Oscar Goldman With Exploding Briefcase.