Getting To The Bottom of It
Here, take a tissue. It’s OK to cry. We call this a breakthrough.
“I don’t understand! Why didn’t she love me enough to buy dye-and-chlorine-free, hypoallergenic Seventh Generation Diapers? I know they were available on Woot for a great price. She could have bought them literally by the caseload. But no! She had to stick with the overpriced ones full of petroleum-based lotions, the ones processed with chlorine. Didn’t she care, doctor? Didn’t she care?”
She cared, yes. She was just a person doing what she thought was best for you. Perhaps she thought the more environmentally friendly diapers would be less comfortable, less absorbent.
“But that’s ridiculous! Their cloth-like feel offers both maximum comfort and high absorbency! A mother who cared would know that!”
So we’ve uncovered the root of your problems. The question now is, what are you going to do with that knowledge?
“You’re right. I can’t carry this burden of bitterness anymore. I have to give myself permission to embrace the ownership of my feelings of forgiveness so that I give myself permission to embrace- wait, I’m going in circles here. I have to get over it, is the point.”
And how are you going to do that?
“I’m going to stop putting up with sleazy, manipulative men just because I’m anxious to get married. I’m going to realize I have worth as a person and stop pinning all my hopes for the future on raising a family. And I’m going to stockpile hundreds of Seventh Generation Diapers.”
Doesn’t that last one kind of contradict the other -
“That is so something my mother would say.”
Features
Available Sizes:
- Stage 1: 8-14 lbs
- Stage 2: 12-18 lbs
- Stage 3: 16-28 lbs
- Stage 4: 22-37 lbs
- Stage 5: 27-35 lbs
- Stage 6: 35+ lbs
Case Breakdown
- Stage 1: 80 total diapers ($0.16/Unit)
- Stage 2: 72 total diapers ($0.18/Unit)
- Stage 3: 62 total diapers ($0.21/Unit)
- Stage 4: 54 total diapers ($0.24/Unit)
- Stage 5: 46 total diapers ($0.28/Unit)
- Stage 6: 40 total diapers ($0.32/Unit)
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Features
- Premium absorbency and soft, cloth-like comfort for your little one
- Adjustable tabs give baby a soft and comfortable fit
- Features the lovable Lorax
- Free of chlorine processing, free of fragrances & latex, free of petroleum based lotions
- Hypoallergenic
- Improved environmental footprint, due to the re-designed, lighter-weight core that is more efficient at absorption and uses less processed, chlorine-free wood pulp
- For the past 20 years, Seventh Generation’s mission has been to help you protect your world with their environmentally responsible and effective household products
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Just so you know, the exact case packaging may differ from what you see in the pictures. So if you plan to be an amazing friend to new parents, and give the gift of diapers, be prepared for a plain box.
~Just remember, it's not the box they come in, but the crap inside that counts
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Specs
Sizing | |
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Size | Weight |
Stage 1: | 8-14 lbs |
Stage 2: | 12-18 lbs |
Stage 3: | 16-28 lbs |
Stage 4: | 22-37 lbs |
Stage 5: | 27-35 lbs |
Stage 6: | 35+ lbs |
Cost Breakdown | |||
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Size | Pack Count | Total Diapers | Per Unit Cost |
Stage 1: | 2-40ct packs | 80 | $0.16/Unit |
Stage 2: | 2-36ct packs | 72 | $0.18/Unit |
Stage 3: | 2-31ct packs | 62 | $0.21/Unit |
Stage 4: | 2-27ct packs | 54 | $0.24/Unit |
Stage 5: | 2-23ct packs | 46 | $0.28/Unit |
Stage 6: | 2-20ct packs | 40 | $0.32/Unit |
In the box:
Choose the SIZE that will best fit your kiddo.
- (1) Case of Seventh Generation Free & Clear Diapers
Specs
Sizing | |
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Size | Weight |
Stage 1: | 8-14 lbs |
Stage 2: | 12-18 lbs |
Stage 3: | 16-28 lbs |
Stage 4: | 22-37 lbs |
Stage 5: | 27-35 lbs |
Stage 6: | 35+ lbs |
Cost Breakdown | |||
---|---|---|---|
Size | Pack Count | Total Diapers | Per Unit Cost |
Stage 1: | 2-40ct packs | 80 | $0.16/Unit |
Stage 2: | 2-36ct packs | 72 | $0.18/Unit |
Stage 3: | 2-31ct packs | 62 | $0.21/Unit |
Stage 4: | 2-27ct packs | 54 | $0.24/Unit |
Stage 5: | 2-23ct packs | 46 | $0.28/Unit |
Stage 6: | 2-20ct packs | 40 | $0.32/Unit |
In the box:
Choose the SIZE that will best fit your kiddo.
- (1) Case of Seventh Generation Free & Clear Diapers
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 6m 40.443s
Purchaser Experience
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Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
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