Time To Pick Up A Few Childish Things

When you think children, do you think toys? Or clothing? Or maybe you think "How can I best get out of here before these little monsters ruin my eight thousand dollar suit" instead?

Well, whatever you're thinking, stop it. STOP IT. You've got to FOCUS or else you might miss an amazing deal! Because what you're looking at here is a free-flowing river of discounts breaking through the dam of retail and flowing in a torrent of cheapitude right at your face and wallet.

Face it, at these prices, you can't afford NOT to have a kid. Except for that whole part where they'll expect you to buy them a car and pay for their college. Just kinda overlook that for now, okay? We're trying to make a point here.

Back to the Woot-Off!

Features

  • Yes, it's the good monkey...
  • Slingshot-like rubber arms
  • Professed 50-foot flight range
  • Majestic cape features equally majestic Woot logo
  • Screams like the souls of the damned stretching on the racks of Hades

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: None!

Specs

In the box:

  • Screaming Monkey with Meta Cape

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 29.114s
First Sucker:
saratogacx
Last Wooter to Woot:
petroelb

Purchaser Experience

  • 2% first woot
  • 2% second woot
  • 13% < 10 woots
  • 24% < 25 woots
  • 59% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 1% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 87% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 50% bought 1
  • 18% bought 2
  • 33% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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74%
13%
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Woots by State

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Screaming Woot Monkey
$3.99 Sold Out Toys & Games
$3.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 3
Woot! Kids.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.