We’re having so much fun being lazy reading these old write-ups that we’ve decided to share them with you through the end of our 10th birthday month! Check out this refurb- uh, classic.

It's Not Spam, It's David Lynch (January 2007)

The Hawking Technology Net-Vision HNC210 Wired 10/100Mbps Network Camera. A little person steals the towel of a fat man. The Hawking Technology Net-Vision HNC210 Wired 10/100Mbps Network Camera. It is stand-alone, like a single beer in a single glass at a singles bar. A monkey is chased by a hyena and you cannot tell the laughter from the screams. The Hawking Technology Net-Vision HNC210 Wired 10/100Mbps Network Camera. It connects to a LAN and allows for live video. From inside and outside the network. Remote Monitoring. The Hawking Technology Net-Vision HNC210 Wired 10/100Mbps Network Camera. The red velvet curtain is on fire, blue hot, against melting snow. Her voice is like hot caramel to me. The Hawking Technology Net-Vision HNC210 Wired 10/100Mbps Network Camera. 30 frames per second and a built-in CPU, like a little photo factory on a stick. Everyone likes a stick. Mac or PC. 640 by 480 pixels. Automatic Gain Control. Automatic White Balance. Listen to the music of the light through the trees. The LED turns from orange to green. The fat man weeps towelessly. I think that’s Kyle McLachlan at the bar. The Hawking Technology Net-Vision HNC210 Wired 10/100Mbps Network Camera. It has a mounting bracket. It has a mounting bracket.

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