Don't Even Make A "Penguin Of Doom" Joke

You pay us $14.99 plus tax and shipping. We send you something cool. Welcome to the first-ever Random Kids Stuff Sale!

That's right! Random! In fact, it's so random that as of this writing, WE don't even know what we're going to be giving out! Of course, we're pretty sure it'll be something up to our normal high standards, so we're not going to be sending your kids poison-dipped scimitars made of lead or anything. You'll be getting some nice kids toys from whatever is within our reach when we assemble your package. It's like a Bag of Crap... BUT IT'S NOT CRAPPY!

So here's what we advise. Grab your $14.99 plus and hit that stupidly large button with all your might. Hit it! HIT IT LIKE A PUNCHING BAG! Then, sit quietly and wait. Because, as soon as you finish your purchase, racing to your door will be... um... something we aren't actually sure about yet. And why aren't we sure?

BECAUSE IT'S JUST THAT RANDOM!!!!!

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Features

You will receive one Randomly Selected kids item from our warehouse previously priced no less than $15.99 on Kids.Woot. Clothing, shoes, and baby gear are NOT included on the list of random Kids items, so you don't have to worry about receiving a pair of size 2T jeans for your 8 year old.

Instructions Advisement:
Because selection is random, you may receive an item that is not suitable for the age of your child. Please remember to read all instructions and warnings first, to ensure your random item is age appropriate for your child.

Rules for Randomness:

  1. When you hit the stupidly large "I want one" button you will receive one Randomly Selected kids item from our warehouse
  2. Randomly Selected means RANDOM. No special requests for a specific item via the forums or email or any other mode of communication
  3. One random item per customer
  4. Like other random Woot! events, complaints about what you receive should be directed towards your therapist, priest, or a punching bag
  5. If you truly receive something so random, that you and your children hate, please consider donating your random item to a local charity that benefits kids who don't have the luxury of randomly selected stuff

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Specs

In the Box:

  • (1) Randomly Selected Kids.Woot Item

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 20.663s
First Sucker:
mckay1691
Last Wooter to Woot:
cbtemp

Purchaser Experience

  • 2% first woot
  • 1% second woot
  • 14% < 10 woots
  • 23% < 25 woots
  • 60% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 1% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 4% one year old
  • 94% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 100% bought 1

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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2%
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11%
11%
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Woots by State

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Random Kids Stuff
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