Teeny Rider

If I could tell time, I'd throw my watch away. But I can't. All I can do is ride across this great nation of ours while trying to stay where my mommy can see me.

America, man. It's different for everyone, you know? Every kids got to find his or her own way. Me? I decided I was going to go from the driveway to the back yard with my friend Billy. Figured maybe, halfway around the house, we'd find something we didn't know we were looking for.

'Course we hadn't even left the front yard when we ran into that baby bird. Billy wanted to pick it up, I told him to be careful. Out of nowhere, the mama came swooping in and Billy ran screaming and hid behind a bush! I laughed and laughed. Eventually, she left, and we kept on pedaling.

After a while we came across the girl next door. She was looking over her fence. We wanted her to ride with us, and she seemed like she would, but then her dad came out of the house and she got all shy. It wasn't worth the hassle with her old man, you know? Especially not when the road was calling.

Too bad about what happened at the patio. Billy said we could make the swingset if we pedaled hard, but his ma came out and yelled TIME FOR YOUR HAIRCUT and made him go in. Best friend I ever had.

I can still picture him in his low-slung adjustable seat. Maybe we'll finally reach that swingset some other day. Like, you know, tomorrow.

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Recommended Ages: 3 to 8 Years
Maximum Weight: 70 lbs

A childhood classic, in patriotic colors, just in time for the 4th, is ready to roll for a new generation of young riders! It has all the features you love, including the cool, oversized front wheel and low-slung seat that adjusts as your child grows.  

  • Patriotic colors let your little one look like a super young Peter Fonda
  • Offers an adjustable three-position "grow-with-me" seat to allow more leg room as your little rider gets bigger
  • Big Wheels offer a lower center of gravity that can make it extremely hard for your child to fall off or tip over
  • Low, molded seat is easy to get on and off
  • 16" front wheel
  • Easy-to-assemble plastic construction, can be put together by any adult easily
  • Made in the USA!

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty


Big Wheel
Dimensions: 34.5" L x 21.3" W x 23.5" H
Maximum Weight: 70 lbs
Front Wheel Height: 16"
Country of Origin: USA

In the Box:

  • (1) Kids Only 16-Inch Patriotic Big Wheel - 52888

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