Shea Butter? Well la-di-dah-di-dah!

One day, your child will climb the stairs of the most powerful bank in the land and stand beside the sons and daughters of the ultra-rich. And, on that day, one of the .0001%-ers will ask "Tell me, new employee... with what sort of wipe were you cleaned as a child?"

So it's vital your child be wiped with one of these Munchkin Wipes here today. A Shea Butter wipe will feel as gentle and soft as a leather-bound portfolio of well-diversified stocks, bonds and metals. Just the thing for the upwardly mobile baby.

Anyone can learn the popular names in fashion and the way to tell real diamonds from fake. Anyone can memorize the best years for champagne and where to park for the country club. But the feel of a classy wipe across your innocent bottom? You can't teach that later in life. You either experience it early, or miss it forever.

Are you willing to deny your child their future?

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