Munchkin Baby Wipes - 736 Wipes (4 packs of 184 wipes) - Green Tea & Cucumber OR Shea Butter

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Green Tea & Cucumber or Shea Butter? People, these aren't wipes. This is a tea party menu.

One day, your child will climb the stairs of the most powerful bank in the land and stand beside the sons and daughters of the ultra-rich. And, on that day, one of the .0001%-ers will ask "Tell me, new employee... with what sort of wipe were you cleaned as a child?"

If your child can't name a product that would be right at home on the menu of a garden party, a path of advancement will then be forever closed.

So it's vital your child be wiped with one of these Munchkin Wipes here today. A Green Tea & Cucumber wipe will let them understand just how clean the Upper Class can be, while a Shea Butter wipe will feel as gentle and soft as a leather-bound portfolio of well-diversified stocks, bonds and metals.

Anyone can learn the popular names in fashion and the way to tell real diamonds from fake. Anyone can memorize the best years for champagne and where to park for the country club. But the feel of a classy wipe across your innocent bottom? You can't teach that later in life. You either experience it early, or miss it forever.

Are you willing to deny your child their future?

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Features

Case Value Breakdown:

  • 4 Packs = 184 wipes per pack (736 total wipes) = $0.03 / Per Wipe (w/ shipping)

Features:

  • Tiny behinds need TLC every time you wipe them clean
  • These wipes dermatologist tested to work gently on your baby's sensitive skin
  • Alcohol free, so it doesn't dry out and irritate skin
  • Choose from two easy on the nose scents (Green Tea & Cucumber ~ Or ~ Shea Butter)
  • Green Tea & Cucumber scent works to calm and refresh baby
  • Shea Butter is soft & supple
  • Hypoallergenic
  • Contains Vitamin E and Aloe
  • Made in the USA

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Specs

 Diaper Wipes
Country of Origin: USA
Green Tea & Cucumber Ingredients: Water, Glycerin, Polysorbate 20, Disodium Cocoamphodiacetate, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Camellia Sinensis (Green Tea) extract, Cucumis Sativus (Cucumber) Extract, Chaomilla Recutita (Matricaria) Flower Extract, Disodium EDTA, Phenoxyethanol, DMDM Hydantoin, Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate, Citric Acid, Parfum/Fragrance
Shea Butter Ingredients: Water, Glycerin, Polysorbate 20, Disodium Cocoamphodiacetate, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Tocopheryl Acetate, PEG 50 Shea Butter, Chaomilla Recutita (Matricaria) Flower Extract, Disodium EDTA, Phenoxyethanol, DMDM Hydantoin, Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate, Citric Acid, Parfum/Fragrance

In the Box:

Choose your scent Green Tea & Cucumber ~Or~ Shea Butter

  • (4) Packs of 184 Munchkin Baby Wipes (736 Total Wipes)

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Munchkin Baby Wipes - 736 Wipes 2-Choices
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