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“It’s actually seven A’s, not six. Thank you for asking.”
No worries. Just want to be correct. Now then, let’s get started. According to your resume, you were self-employed until just recently. What was it you were doing?
“Scaring children, mostly. Sometimes parents, but mostly kids between the ages of about three to nine years old.”
I see. And what would you say your duties entailed?
“Oh, um, hiding in closets or under beds. Breathing on exposed toes. Uh, groaning menacingly. That sort of thing. Never touching or actually hurting, mind you. I was very good at getting kids to wet their bed, though. My references can vouch for the quality of my work. The ones that are allowed to use the phone, anyway.”
Sounds like you enjoyed it quite a lot. What changed and what made you apply for this particular job?
“Oh, I loved what I did. Took a lot of pride in it, too, but working conditions have gotten a bit hostile due to these MOBI TykeLight GloMate Rechargeable Night Lights that keep popping up. They’re these portable night lights that the kids can play with, you know, all soft, durable, and easy to clean. The cycling colored lights and gentle glow that lasted for up to ten hours on a full charge put the children I was working with at such incredible ease, I just couldn’t do my job anymore. Besides, I feel like a change. I’ve been working nights for so long, you understand, and I really think I can bring a certain amount of fear to adults in the workplace.”
Of course, Mr. GRAAAAAAAH. I must say, your resume is quite impressive. I do believe you’d do quite well in our Human Resources department.
Features
Warranty: 90 Day MOBI
Condition: New
Recommended Ages: 2 Years and Up
Features:
- New, easy to clean surface that is soft to the touch, durable and impact resistant
- Cycle through a rainbow of colors or set to one color by pressing the black button on the bottom
- The built-in NiMH rechargeable batteries and low-voltage charging base provides up to 10 hours of constant light when fully charged
- The hassle free GloMate turns on automatically when removed from the base
- Turns on automatically during a power failure
- LED lights do not give off heat, so it’s cool to the touch
- The “Gentle Sleep” mode when activated automatically dims and shuts off the light after 15 minutes
- Perfect portable night light
- Kid friendly grab-n-go design
- Winner of the NAPPA (National Parenting Publications Award) and the iParenting Media Award
Specifications:
- Dimensions:
- 5”L x 5”H x 2.5”W
- base measures 3.75”D x 1”H - Weight (with base): 0.20 lbs
- BPA and lead-free
In the box:
- (1) MOBI TykeLight GloMate Rechargeable Night Light – Model# 70185
Specs
MOBI 70185 TykeLight GloMate Rechargeable and Portable Night LightSpecs
MOBI 70185 TykeLight GloMate Rechargeable and Portable Night LightSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 0.772s
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