There comes a time in every young man's life when he says "Boy, I wish I knew a young lady who rode a motorcycle!" And vice versa, too. So let 'em both get it out of their system early.

Freedom and speed. The first time your child takes their tricycle down a hill, they know it. Like peanut butter and chocolate, they're two things that are made for each other. And once you have a little, you're always going to want more.

But isn't that what our nation is about? Isn't that what it means to be an AMERICAN?? Easy Rider wasn't just the Hollywood-sponsored voice of a generation, it was a statement: we're young, we're free, and we're in a hurry! Surely we all can understand THAT concept, right?

So go on. Buy your kid one of these Lil' Rider Motorcycles. Let 'em zip across the patio and down the driveway at a crushing 3.5 miles per hour. Let 'em learn balance, and style, and how to properly handle a challenge from a rival biker who thinks your kid is starting a turf war.

Because if they don't learn now, how will they be ready for the post-collapse Thunderdome fights? C'mon, you've seen the stock market, you know it's coming. And in that world, you can either ride a motorcycle or spend all day watching the overlord's pet monkey.

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