A wagon needs to go everywhere a kid can go. But there are some places you don't want a kid to go.

They say "all-terrain" but the truth is, that should read "most terrains" instead. We've compiled a short list of terrains on which the Kettler Wagon's steel body, wood slats and durable tires won't comfortably operate. The first option? A street covered in molasses. Don't laugh, people, it actually happened in 1919.

Dragging this wagon through the sticky streets would NOT be a good use of the sturdy construction. Another bad idea? The Mariana Trench. Pressure down there is over 1000 times higher than at sea level, and your child would be smooshed! True, the ride down would be fun considering the wagon's 34" length, but even still: not worth it.

But those aren't the only places that should be considered off-limits. A stream choked with melted marshmallow? Total biohazard. A slowly-moving lava spill? Terribly place to play! A bottomless pit just beside the old abandoned acid factory? Don't chance it, even if you're sure the Contoured Resin Hand Grip would get your child through in one piece. And absolutely, positively avoid the Barbed Wire Forest.

Other than that, sure, this Kettler Wagon is pretty much all-terrain.

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