Sadly Accurate

If you don't buy your children this craft bundle they'll probably grow up to be the worst thing ever... a Congressperson.

Can you stand that? Can you stand the shame of turning on your television and seeing YOUR CHILD coming up with excuses for a dumb law that nobody likes? Can you stand for seeing your flesh and blood ruin this great nation with their ridiculous compromises and six-martini lunch meetings? If not, you NEED to buy this giant craft bundle so your children have something to keep them busy so they don't accidentally watch C-SPAN by mistake.

Remember, your child wants to do things that will get your goat. And right now (based on poll ratings) nothing gets your goat more than Congress. Truthfully, every second without this craft bundle is one second closer to hearing your child's name in front of the words "is in the pocket of corporate lobbyist groups" and who wants that? Better to have glitter glue, alphabet stickers, brush pens, craft sticks, twist crayon sets and more! That way your kids can create and dream instead of, you know, smashing, ruining and destroying.

Just remember, if they draw themselves padding a bill with unwanted pork spending, you send them to their room! Immediately!

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Features

  • This fantastic bundle offers a wide assortment of kids craft items that are perfect to let your child's creativity run wild
  • Includes 20+ different craft items
  • See the "In the Box" section on the "Specs Tab" for a full listing
  • 3 packages of googly eyes!
  • Textured scissor paper shapers with a randomly selected cutting pattern
  • Glitter glue 3 pack
  • Alphabet stickers
  • 2 Scratch art sets with scraper sticks
  • Craft sticks
  • Brush pens
  • 12-Piece twist crayon set and much more
  • The perfect set for craft time
  • Great tools for your child's first scrapbook

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Specs

In the Box:

  • (1) Kaizen Scrape Art Sticker Set with Stick S-71002
  • (1) Kaizen Scrape Art Sticker set with stick S-71003
  • (1) Kaizen Assorted Chenille Sticks with Pom Poms S-71003
  • (1) Kaizen 12-Piece Twist Crayons Set S-70989
  • (1) Kaizen Glittered ABC Letter Stickers S-70039
  • (1) Kaizen 40-Piece Glittered Pom Poms S-70877
  • (1) Kaizen Paper Shaper 5" Scissors Assorted S-70316
  • (1) Kaizen Laser Letters S-70786
  • (1) Kaizen  40-Piece Foam Sticks S-70005
  • (1) Kaizen 100-Piece Wood Multi-Colored Craft Sticks S-70002
  • (1) Kaizen 60-Piece Wood Multi-Colored 0.6" Wooden Blocks S-70000
  • (1) Kaizen Googly Eyes S-70797
  • (1) Kaizen 100-Piece Googly Eyes in Assorted Sizes S-70008
  • (1) Kaizen Googly Eyes in Assorted Colors S-70783
  • (1) Kaizen 30-Piece Rainbow Feathers S-70027
  • (1) Kaizen Sparkly Feathers S-70028
  • (1) Kaizen 3-Piece Glitter Glue S-70425
  • (1) Kaizen 100-Piece Pretty Pom Poms S-70801
  • (1) Kaizen 4-Piece Brush Pens Mini Assortment S-70553
  • (1) Kaizen Colorful Beads with String S-71089
  • (1) Kaizen 72-Piece Stackable Fun S-70000

     

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 4% second woot
  • 23% < 10 woots
  • 24% < 25 woots
  • 43% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 82% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 81% bought 1
  • 11% bought 2
  • 8% bought 3

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Kaizen Products Giant Craft Box Bundle
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