Gold Rush Panning Kit Plus Extra 1lb Bag of "Paydirt" with REAL GOLD - PD-K1000

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There are only two sure financial methods: panning for gold, and Dogecoin. All others are bubbles.

We're about to get into a weird, weird world. Corporations are people. Banks can't be trusted. Currencies hyperinflate and collapse. Crypto-currencies bubble and barter makes everyone roll their eyes and demand you move to Portland. You and your child can only trust one thing: precious metals.

That's why this Pan For Gold Kit is as vital today as it was in 1848, when the frontier was dangerous and antibiotics didn't work and money was hard to come by unless you were born rich. See? See? IT'S HAPPENING ALL OVER AGAIN!!!

Remember, when the power grid collapses, that programming degree will only be good to start a fire. But a Pan For Gold Kit and the knowledge of how to use it? That just might pay for itself. Especially if you're lucky enough to get a bag with real gold inside.

It's certainly faster than mining for Bitcoins, anyway. Have you SEEN what the difficulty's at right now?

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How to Use Your Gold Rush Panning Kit
Featuring Parker Schnabel

Recommended Ages: 4+ Years

  • Enjoy the excitement of gold panning in the comfort of your own home!
  • Contains authentic "Pay Dirt" concentrate from actual active gold mines
  • Guaranteed to contain REAL GOLD and includes a Certificate of Authenticity
  • Contains all the tools you'll need to pan for REAL gold including:
         - 12" Gold Pan
         - Snuffer Bottle
         - Glass Vial for keeping your gold specimens
  • 1 out of every 1,000 bags of pay dirt will contain $500 in gold, 1 out of every 200 bags will contain $100 in gold.

Shipping Note: A physical address within the 48 contiguous states is required for delivery, shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, APO/FPO and PO Boxes is not available for this item

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty


In the Box:

  • (2) 1lb. Bags of "Pay Dirt"
  • (1) 12" Green Gold Pan
  • (1) 1oz. Glass Vial
  • (1) Snuffer Bottle
  • Certificate of Authenticity
  • Gold Panning Instructions

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