The Deluxe Fun Zone can take your child into their own little world. But they'll still have to learn to live in ours.
Jake’s List Of Things Mommy Says I Have To Write Down And Remember:
13: The Pacific Play Tents Deluxe Fun Zone's mesh ventilation panels are see-through, and that means people can see in when I try to change into my swimsuit on the back lawn.
14: Just because the fully zippered mesh door is closed it does not make it private like my room or the bathroom.
15: The five foot tunnel cannot be used to escape when Mommy tells me to put my pants back on, especially before putting on my pants all the way.
16: If Mommy ever tells me to put my pants back on, I must do so right away, and not just throw them down and run.
17. The 100 plastic balls stacked outside my Pacific Play Tents Deluxe Fun Zone are not for throwing at Mommy, or anyone.
18: I am not to use the five foot tunnel to escape back into the Pacific Play Tents Deluxe Fun Zone when Mommy is mad at me.
19: Even though there is a "lovely breeze" and the Pacific Play Tents Deluxe Fun Zone is UV protected up to SPF 30, it is no excuse to sit inside the tent without my pants on.
20: I should not protect Granny Sharon when Mommy asks where I learned the term "lovely breeze."
21: When Mommy tells me to go inside and put clothes on, I may not respond by shaking my butt at her and laughing.
22: I must pull out the stakes in the steel rings and only use the Pacific Play Tents Deluxe Fun Zone inside until I learn to be more decent and respectful.
23: I must also wear pants when in the Pacific Play Tents Deluxe Fun Zone inside.
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