Time To Pick Up A Few Childish Things

When you think children, do you think toys? Or clothing? Or maybe you think "How can I best get out of here before these little monsters ruin my eight thousand dollar suit" instead?

Well, whatever you're thinking, stop it. STOP IT. You've got to FOCUS or else you might miss an amazing deal! Because what you're looking at here is a free-flowing river of discounts breaking through the dam of retail and flowing in a torrent of cheapitude right at your face and wallet.

Face it, at these prices, you can't afford NOT to have a kid. Except for that whole part where they'll expect you to buy them a car and pay for their college. Just kinda overlook that for now, okay? We're trying to make a point here.

Back to the Woot-Off!

Features

HEY BELOVED CONSUMER! LOOK HERE!
Random Selection Advisement:

Be aware that flavors will be selected at random by Woot.
You'll get what you get. Got it? Good.
  • Randomly assorted lip gloss flavors shaped as delicious treats
  • 23 possible flavors for our warehouse staff to randomly choose from, just for you
  • We've increased our maximum order quantity to 10 pieces
  • The perfect birthday party favor for any sweet tooth with chapped lips
  • Wonderful detail and quality
  • The tops of each treat open up to reveal tasty lipgloss
  • Doubles as a great imaginary treat for any play kitchen

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Specs

Lip Gloss
Ingredients: Polybutene, Mineral Oil, Hydroxystearic Acid, Fragrance, Tocopheryl Acetate
May Also Contain: Mica, Titanium Dioxide, Red 27 Lake, Red 21 Lake, Iron Oxides
Net Weight: 4 grams
Country of Origin: Taiwan

In the Box:

  • (1) New Point Home Assorted (randomly selected) Dessert Lip Gloss

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 29.440s
First Sucker:
momsthebos
Last Wooter to Woot:
lisaland15

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 1% second woot
  • 16% < 10 woots
  • 23% < 25 woots
  • 60% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 1% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 75% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 10% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 85% bought 3 or more

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Woots by State

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Assorted Dessert Flavored Lip Glosses
$0.25 Sold Out Health & Beauty
$0.25 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 10
Woot! Kids.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.