“But, Marie, I…”
Jacob, I need you to listen to me very carefully. I understand you’re upset. We haven’t gotten a lot of rest in a long while. But that’s not an Angry Bird you have in your hands. That’s our son, Isaac. He just happens to be wearing something out of the SwaddleDesigns Angry Birds Baby Bundle we bought him. Do you understand?
“Bah… Baby Bundle?”
That’s right. You remember, don’t you? It came with a cute short sleeve body suit, a soft Cotton Marquisette blanket, and a 4” baby soft plush toy in the style and size we chose together. But just because Isaac’s wearing it doesn’t mean he has any of their special powers, honey. He’s a baby, your own very human baby, and it is VERY important you do not launch him into the yard.
“But the pigs, Marie! Look at all the pigs! WE’VE GOT TO…”
Shhh. Jacob, I need you to settle down, okay? There was an accident not far from here involving a tractor trailer full of hogs. Many of them escaped and found their way into our neighborhood. They haven’t come for our eggs. They mean us no harm. Animal Control will be by soon to round them up. Do you hear me? Those piggies are not evil. Now PLEASE, Jacob. Hand me the boy. Nice and easy. There we go.
“Tired. Marie, I’m so tired.”
I know, honey. I know. It’s going to be fine. I’m going to take over night feeding duties for a good long time, okay? Just go lie down in the bedroom and get some slee… Or just pass out there on the floor. That’s fine, too.
Red Bundle
Red Short Sleeve Body Suit
Red Lightweight Cotton Marquisette Blanket
Red Plush Toy
Yellow Bundle
Yellow Short Sleeve Body Suit
Yellow Lightweight Cotton Marquisette Blanket
Yellow Plush Toy
Blue Bundle
Blue Short Sleeve Body Suit
Blue Lightweight Cotton Marquisette Blanket
Blue Plush Toy
Swaddling Instructions
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Condition: New
Short Sleeve Body Suit Features:
| Size / Weight | |
| 0 - 3 Months: | 7-12 lbs |
| 3 - 6 Months: | 12-17 lbs |
| 6 - 12 Months: | 17-22 lbs |
Lightweight Cotton Marquisette Blanket Features:
Plush Toy Features:
In the box:
In the box:
(1) SwaddleDesigns Angry Birds Baby Gift Bundle (Choose Color and Bodysuit Size)
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