For The Love Of Lunch
Oh, crap. Larry from accounting just spotted you putting up your lunch tent in the parking lot. If only you hadn’t skipped breakfast this morning, maybe you could’ve made it to the park like you normally do. Maybe if you just give him a polite wave …
Nope, he’s coming over. Curses. This is going to be awkward.
“Uh, hey, buddy,” he says eyeing the tent, then looking back up at you. “Whatcha doing?”
Stop sweating. Don’t be nervous. You’ve planned for this. Simply tell him you’re just testing out some gear before your big trip into the mountains this weekend. You’ll be fi…
“JUST GETTING READY TO EAT A LITTLE LUNCH IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT WHAT ARE YOU THE LUNCH POLICE?” The words come hurling from your mouth like a guided missile aimed directly at Larry’s Weirdo-Meter. Now you’re shaking, red-faced, holding an unfinished tent in one hand and your brown bag lunch in the other. It wasn’t supposed to be like this. You shouldn’t have to suffer this much just to enjoy a salami sandwich. But after thirty-five years of hiding your little secret, you were bound to make a mistake sometime.
So when Larry takes a step back and asks if you are okay, assure him that you are, in fact, not okay and haven’t been for a long time. Just drop to your knees and attempt to tell him the whole story through the tears that stream down your face. Tell him about when you were young, VERY young, just an infant, and how your mother would take you to the park to feed you. Tell him about the nursing cover she would use that used to make you feel so warm and safe as you nursed. Tell him all about the Patented Rigiflex neckline that allowed for uninterrupted eye contact and bonding between you and your mom, and the matching interior cloth pocket she used to store your pacifier. Remember how good it felt to be under that generously-sized 100% cotton cover? Remember how you would eat all your meals under your bedsheets when you got too old to be nursed? Remember having to pay the janitor at school to keep a tent in the boiler room just so you could eat comfortably? Tell him all of that, too.
After a few minutes of silent tears, you feel Larry’s arm around your shoulder. “It’s okay, friend,” he says, pointing to his car. “I know how you feel.” When you look over, you see that all the back windows of his station wagon are covered in machine-washable and dryer-friendly fabric, just like the nursing cover you remember from infancy.
“Come on," he says. "Let’s do lunch.”
Features
Need a little extra privacy while nursing on-the-go? Nursing covers allow you to comfortably breastfeed anytime, anywhere, and in any company. Patented Rigiflex™ necklines allow mom and baby to maintain eye contact while also promoting airflow.
*Choose from 3 stylish design combinations with 2 patterned covers in each.They'll go great with even the most stylish wardrobe
- Self pocket: Perfect for quick cleanups and stashing pads and pacifiers
- Adjustable button neck strap for varying size and comfort
- Patented Rigiflex™ Neckline allows for optimal viewing of baby and ventilation
- Neckline Safety Technology promotes product longevity by preventing fabric wear and tear
- Generously sized at 33” W X 24” L so baby can remain focused and not distracted during nursing
- 100% Cotton in a breathable single layer, for cool comfort that delicately shelters baby while nursing
- Compact covers roll up to take wherever you go
- Multi-use: use as a changing mat, sunshade, and light blanket.
- Machine washable
How to Use:
- Connect the neck strap by selecting your desired fit and buttoning
- Place the nursing cover over your head. The neck straps should rest comfortably around your neck and the fabric should delicately drape over baby
- Position the neckline’s center so that you can comfortably view your baby while nursing. You may have to adjust the length of the neck strap a little to find your perfect fit, but once you find it you never have to readjust it again
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
Nursing Cover | |
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Dimensions: | 33" W x 24" L |
Strap Length: | 24" |
Pocket Dimensions: | 5" x 5" |
Materials | 100% Cotton |
Care Instructions: | - Machine wash warm - Gentle Cycle recommended - Do Not Bleach - Tumble Dry, low heat - Low iron when needed - DO NOT DRY CLEAN |
Country of Origin: | Vietnam |
In the Box:
- (2) Cover In Style Nursing cover by Bebe Au Lait (choose your pattern combos)
Specs
Nursing Cover | |
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Dimensions: | 33" W x 24" L |
Strap Length: | 24" |
Pocket Dimensions: | 5" x 5" |
Materials | 100% Cotton |
Care Instructions: | - Machine wash warm - Gentle Cycle recommended - Do Not Bleach - Tumble Dry, low heat - Low iron when needed - DO NOT DRY CLEAN |
Country of Origin: | Vietnam |
In the Box:
- (2) Cover In Style Nursing cover by Bebe Au Lait (choose your pattern combos)
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