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Poll: In a fight between Barney and Big Bird, who would win?
  • 21.6% - Barney 99
  • 78.4% - Big Bird 360
459 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

Calgaltoal


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Barney is a t-Rex, of course it would be Barney, feathers will fly!

cm20158


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Barney has no Arms. Bid Bird would just stand back and peck him to death.
Peck his eyes out and its all over.

olperfesser


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It wouldn't be much of a fight. Neither is very aggressive. They would most likely just hug and have a picnic.

cainemarko


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Obviously Big Bird. Not because Big Bird is all that formidable on his own. Its just that no one EVER sees Mr. Snuffleupagus coming!

baildawg


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Barney is a dinosaur... albeit purple. plenty of teeth on that guy. looks t-rex-y.
big bird is some sort of ostrich/stork bird thing.... no teeth, but a beak...
I vote barney the t-rex-y dinosaur

baildawg


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cm20158 wrote:Barney has no Arms. Bid Bird would just stand back and peck him to death.
Peck his eyes out and its all over.



Barney totally has arms

mrbarister


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How is this even a contest? From a Pokemon trainer's perspective, Big Bird is the evolved form of Barney, has a greater intellect, much better reach, and was raised on the street. If Barney was a real T-Rex with real teeth the fight may go a little differently, but his teeth are fake, and big bird could simply pick up a baseball bat or chainsaw and make quick work of Barney.

Inatangle


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olperfesser wrote:It wouldn't be much of a fight. Neither is very aggressive. They would most likely just hug and have a picnic.



This.

cm20158


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baildawg wrote:Barney totally has arms



No arms of any value.

Crescentip1


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mrbarister wrote:How is this even a contest? From a Pokemon trainer's perspective, Big Bird is the evolved form of Barney, has a greater intellect, much better reach, and was raised on the street. If Barney was a real T-Rex with real teeth the fight may go a little differently, but his teeth are fake, and big bird could simply pick up a baseball bat or chainsaw and make quick work of Barney.



Plus... Big Bird has those Hitmonlee legs; good for kicking.

ardubu


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mrbarister wrote:How is this even a contest? From a Pokemon trainer's perspective, Big Bird is the evolved form of Barney, has a greater intellect, much better reach, and was raised on the street. If Barney was a real T-Rex with real teeth the fight may go a little differently, but his teeth are fake, and big bird could simply pick up a baseball bat or chainsaw and make quick work of Barney.



Big +2!

Ah, the hell with it.

mcobutte


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Big Bird, he is from a city neighborhood with lots of friends(monsters and grouchs) to help him