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killingtime wrote:

He might have something there...

You have everyone sit on the foam...it imprints their butt cheek and then you spray hardener on it and you hang it on the bride and groom's bedroom wall...like art...or something...



That idea would be very popular at a hubby family wedding!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

killingtime


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I thought of one more idea...since he didn't like the cheesy packaging for seeds, he could make his own packaging...and stuff the seeds in.

stlwooter


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killingtime wrote:I thought of one more idea...since he didn't like the cheesy packaging for seeds, he could make his own packaging...and stuff the seeds in.



Sounds good.

Ah, back to writing reports. My fiance is coming back in town tonight; I'll share this thread with her for laughs and ideas.

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I have about 10 hours to clean house from both our year end messes as a welcome back treat, finish reports, and come up with new favor ideas. Now, I don't need help with the cleaning, I wish I could get help with the reports, but...

Any last ideas would be more than welcome!

killingtime


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stlwooter wrote:I have about 10 hours to clean house from both our year end messes as a welcome back treat, finish reports, and come up with new favor ideas. Now, I don't need help with the cleaning, I wish I could get help with the reports, but...

Any last ideas would be more than welcome!



I still don't know what the reports are for??

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killingtime wrote:

I still don't know what the reports are for??



They are year end student reports, like as in report cards. My school doesn't give grades, so we write narrative reports on the students' learning in all subjecst as well as an overall social and learning portait. A big chunk of time. Technically they were due on Friday, but I'm not the only teacher turning them in on Monday.

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stlwooter wrote:Any last ideas would be more than welcome!



Even bad ones?

for example:

screaming monkeys
paper cranes (origami)
paper fans
squirt guns
dice
any mini toys (e.g., yo-yo's, if you & the missus find that humorous)
Massachusetts state quarters
Red Sox or Patriots crap (if you're sports fans)
fortune cookies

gimme my damn monkey

stlwooter


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qwertyuiop001 wrote:

Even bad ones?

for example:

screaming monkeys
paper cranes (origami)
paper fans
squirt guns
dice
any mini toys (e.g., yo-yo's, if you & the missus find that humorous)
Massachusetts state quarters
Red Sox or Patriots crap (if you're sports fans)
fortune cookies



Those are bad?? :smile:
we were thinking wind-up toys originally. All ideas are source for creativity. I'll take them all. Some, foam toilet seats and hookers, are good for a laugh, and I'll take those, too.

killingtime


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stlwooter wrote:

They are year end student reports, like as in report cards. My school doesn't give grades, so we write narrative reports on the students' learning in all subjecst as well as an overall social and learning portait. A big chunk of time. Technically they were due on Friday, but I'm not the only teacher turning them in on Monday.



My favorite phrase to use for those "marginal student" types was "Suzi/Fred achieved modicum of success in blah...blah...blah." Half of them didn't know what "modicum" meant so they saw the word "success" and were happy with themselves...

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killingtime wrote:

My favorite phrase to use for those "marginal student" types was "Suzi/Fred achieved modicum of success in blah...blah...blah." Half of them didn't know what "modicum" meant so they saw the word "success" and were happy with themselves...



(student) has begun to realize the need for ...

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stlwooter wrote:

Those are bad?? :smile:
we were thinking wind-up toys originally. All ideas are source for creativity. I'll take them all. Some, foam toilet seats and hookers, are good for a laugh, and I'll take those, too.



The Cure had these awesome wind-up tin toys that they used on their album covers for the "Wild Mood Swings" singles...they were cool.

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I haven't read the whole thread, so I don't know your backgrounds, but for some reason a Ghostbusters quote comes to mind: "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria."

Wind-up cats and dogs.

gimme my damn monkey

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killingtime wrote:
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Very cool.

AZGman


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stlwooter wrote:

Very cool.



Dont' get married. In 21 years, you'll be like me . . .



. . . married for 21 years!!!!

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

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AZGman wrote:

Dont' get married. In 21 years, you'll be like me . . .



. . . married for 21 years!!!!



Don't tell me this now! Less than three weeks.

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stlwooter wrote:

Don't tell me this now! Less than three weeks.



Oh . . . and yer the yellow guy . . .

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

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AZGman wrote:

Oh . . . and yer the yellow guy . . .



Okey Doke

AZGman


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stlwooter wrote:

Okey Doke



No gun is big enough.

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

stlwooter


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AZGman wrote:

No gun is big enough.



As you can see I finally got around to getting that firefox emoticon extension and learning how to let firefox load it. Thank you google!

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joy . . . like d'name in a smiley store!!!

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

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AZGman wrote:joy . . . like d'name in a smiley store!!!



It'll wear off soon.

AZGman


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stlwooter wrote:

It'll wear off soon.



Took me about an hour . . .

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

stlwooter


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AZGman wrote:

Took me about an hour . . .



So, like in normal posters' time, that would be 3 days?

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stlwooter wrote:

So, like in normal posters' time, that would be 3 days?



Or 60 minutes by my watch . . .

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

stlwooter


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AZGman wrote:

Or 60 minutes by my watch . . .



relativity. gets ya every time

AZGman


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stlwooter wrote:

relativity. gets ya every time



damm in-laws . . .

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

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AZGman wrote:

damm in-laws . . .



the whole point is that they are not my in-laws yet! I gotta get something to put on the tables. They will judge me forever after on the choice of favors. The Brits will judge me on the choice of favours. I am doomed. Doomed, I tell ya.

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stlwooter wrote:

the whole point is that they are not my in-laws yet! I gotta get something to put on the tables. They will judge me forever after on the choice of favors. The Brits will judge me on the choice of favours. I am doomed. Doomed, I tell ya.



How about a bucket of retro candy in the middle of the table that people can pick away at?

killingtime


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AZGman wrote:

Dont' get married. In 21 years, you'll be like me . . .



. . . married for 21 years!!!!



He's right...

This is the girl to marry...

WARNING PG-35.
http://www.humorek.net/grafa/sport/012.jpg

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killingtime wrote:

He's right...

This is the girl to marry...

WARNING PG-35.
http://www.humorek.net/grafa/sport/012.jpg



Limber! Well she is a red head.

Ooop. She just called that she got an earlier flight. Outta here to pick up some food for her and meet her at the airport.

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stlwooter wrote:

the whole point is that they are not my in-laws yet! I gotta get something to put on the tables. They will judge me forever after on the choice of favors. The Brits will judge me on the choice of favours. I am doomed. Doomed, I tell ya.


Those Filipino hookers are starting to look a lot better now, eh?

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stlwooter wrote:

the whole point is that they are not my in-laws yet! I gotta get something to put on the tables. They will judge me forever after on the choice of favors. The Brits will judge me on the choice of favours. I am doomed. Doomed, I tell ya.



British people have dirty minds...

Still single, can't imagine why.

killingtime


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FenStar wrote:
British people have dirty minds...



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stlwooter


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killingtime wrote:

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Do you wanna fill in those dots?

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killingtime wrote:A box of sparklers to light as you leave?



Oh, my....I hate to be a wet blanket, BUT.. please consider that sparklers throw off, well, sparks. Those little lit appearing-to-be-harmless sparks eat beautiful holes in clothing! Especially the fru-fru synthetic types of material that makes up formal attire. Just saying....