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Poll: Best tongue twister?
  • 7.5% - Unique New York 60
  • 16.4% - Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers 131
  • 28.1% - She Sells Sea Shells By The Seashore 225
  • 22.3% - How Much Wood Could A Woodchuck Chuck If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood? 179
  • 4.9% - Some other tongue twister I'll put in the comments 39
  • 20.8% - THEY ARE ALL JUST AWFUL 167
801 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

merlincoyote


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Fifteen jugs of black bug blood.

musicmatron


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Many Mumbling Mice Making Merry Music in the Moonlight.

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ghansm


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I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, upon the slitted sheet I sit.

It goes without saying that I lived dangerously in the fifth grade.

pancakeonbread


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musicmatron wrote:Many Mumbling Mice Making Merry Music in the Moonlight.



Oh wow, my high school choir teacher had us warm up with that. Along with the added "I told you so" going up an octave and down in intervals to spell the tonic chord.

zuuupo


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Irish Wristwatches. Good luck.

wootntitbenice


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I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.

Embarrassing when wrong.

jahadix


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The Rural Juror? How about the Urban Fervor?

ardubu


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jahadix wrote:The Rural Juror? How about the Urban Fervor?



That's my pick too!

If you want, you pay...
But, if you need, you pay more!

ivyleeg23


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A cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.

Snufkin0007


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SWISS WRIST WATCH!

JENN1098


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Sushi chef

Good luck saying that a few times, or even once...

elfnow


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ghansm wrote:I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, upon the slitted sheet I sit.

It goes without saying that I lived dangerously in the fifth grade.



HELL YES that's my fave too!

psychodad1961


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Betty Botter bought some butter but she said, "this butter's bitter". If I put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter. So she bought some better butter and she put it in her batter and it made her batter better. Credit: Kentucky Fried Chicken bucket circa 1969.

rama9998


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Betty bought some butter
The butter was bitter, so
Betty bought some better butter
to make the bitter butter better butter

XITG001

Eskaminagaga


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pad kid poured curd pulled cod

cavepig7


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The stump thought the skunk stunk and the skunk thought the stump stunk. Repeat 3x.

Something like that.

maxikyd


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The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

I even had trouble TYPING it.

cavepig7


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maxikyd wrote:The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

I even had trouble TYPING it.

Wow!

alynes0619


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Red leather, yellow leather

kacivic


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A skunk sat upon a stump
The stump thunk the skunk stunk
The skunk thunk the stump stunk

screennamegod


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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?

AvianOrnithosis


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alynes0619 wrote:Red leather, yellow leather



Yup this is the one that gets me

$715.00 in shipping and counting just gave up on updating the number.

cavepig7


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kacivic wrote:A skunk sat upon a stump
The stump thunk the skunk stunk
The skunk thunk the stump stunk



Tks!

baileydawn


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Not kid appropriate but....

I'm a mother pheasant plucker
I pluck mother pheasants
I am the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker who ever plucked a mother pheasant!

driftingsoul


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http://youtu.be/-XfWf896pck

nanderhoff


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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many peppers did Peter Piper pick?

rehta


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screennamegod wrote:Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?



I always loved that one. No idea why.

-Heather (First Burgandy Olfactory Center 12/6/11)

allyjoy


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Betty Bopper bought some butter, but she said the butter's bitter. If I put this butter in my batter it will make the batter bitter, so Betty Bopper bought better butter and her batter wasn't bitter.

circusninja


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Toy Boat.... Try it. It is a LOT harder than it looks.

JimBob1


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I always liked "six thick thistle sticks". You?

daveinwarshington


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Would woot really root winewoot with Willies root-wine winewoot?

ceciliasshop


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toy boat - toy boat - toy boat

dturner857


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Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat

Morpheuskibbe


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Seventh Sheikh's Seventh Son's Seventh Sheep

dswenson900


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All the above are cute and old. The absolutely the best I have heard and quaranteed to get laughs is,

I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant pluckers son,
I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes.

This one originates in England and is simply referred to as, "I'm not the pheasant plucker".

D. Swenson
Ft. Lauderdale

elchasqui


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Betty Botter bought some butter, but, she said, "This butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter, it will make the batter bitter." So she bought some better butter, and it made her batter better.

davidmantel


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Irish Wristwatch

zaneeddy


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Irish Wrist Watch