Poll: Your kid is caught holding a spray can next to a graffiti-covered wall. How do you react?
I let the cops book 'em as a vandal. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
I argue with the cops that my child is an artist. Banksy stuff sells for millions, you know!
I try and bribe the cop. I'm simply too rich to be expected to obey society's rules.
I argue it's all circumstantial. What if he just FOUND the can after the REAL vandal dropped it?
I send my kid to Sicily until the heat's off, then sneak them back in under cover of darkness.
Some other answer I’ll put in the comments.
Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist?
Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed.
For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?