Dog Loves children... all children:
» Dog shakes entire body to show undying love and devotion to children.
» Dog jumps on the children to show her boundless love for children.
» Dog licks children's snotty faces to show her unconditional love for children.
(Dog's paws have sharp claws, mud, and liberally impart wet-dog stench.)
Children Love (almost) all dogs:
» Children only "like" their dog, and then, only if dog cannot reach them.
» Children run away screaming if dog can reach them... unless of course, dog gets to them first... in that case, dog knocks them down (accidentally scratching them), muddies them (all over, from ground & paws), licks them incessantly (until they manage to crawl away), and leaves them sporting the odor of an old smelly sock. (Oh, wait... my bad... most of the children already emanate putrid, toxic fumes that put dog's best efforts to shame.)