quality posts: 16 Private Messages WootBot


Teva Shoes

Sorry, kid, but sitting on your bed in your underwear won't stop the educational system. Throw on a shirt, tuck it in your pants, and wear some nice new shoes. We'll see you around 3 PM. Until then, you're the principal's problem. Love you, have a good day!


quality posts: 3 Private Messages BJ022

Just love it when I have those miniature feet like those overweight Empresses did in ancient China. It means I can buy kids shoes and pass them off as adult shoes. Thankfully, these don't have too many bows. Nothing screams professional like bows.


quality posts: 9 Private Messages schrody

What's with this obsession everyone has for putting things on their feet? Raise your children barefoot so they can grow up to be barefoot adults, just as nature intended.

No shirt, no shoes, no pants, no gods. No worries!