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Poll: If I found out I was pregnant today, I'd:
  • 12.4% - Be overcome with joy! 114
  • 22.7% - Say a whole lot of bad words. 208
  • 11.7% - Seriously consider finding a new dentist. 107
  • 46.2% - Sell my story to the tabloids for big bucks cuz I'm a dude. 424
  • 7.1% - Something else (comments, please) 65
918 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

ambergreen


quality posts: 11 Private Messages ambergreen

Be overjoyed and then wonder when I would ever sleep again.

jnelson203


quality posts: 4 Private Messages jnelson203

I'd wonder why after all this time the hysterectomy stopped working.

Harui


quality posts: 17 Private Messages Harui

I'd be confused as Whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop!, considering I'm a virgin.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." ~Albert Einstein

Harui


quality posts: 17 Private Messages Harui
Harui wrote:I'd be confused as Whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop!, considering I'm a virgin.


lol, I forgot about Woot's censoring.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." ~Albert Einstein

curtisuxor


quality posts: 56 Private Messages curtisuxor

I'd ... wonder how I created the first throat baby.

gibizugbe


quality posts: 1 Private Messages gibizugbe

Be really surprised cause I'm 61 years old and haven't done the nasty for a loooonnnnng time.

Philippa


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Philippa
jnelson203 wrote:I'd wonder why after all this time the hysterectomy stopped working.



Heh -- me too.

ardubu


quality posts: 5 Private Messages ardubu

Look for a different Doctor!

If you want, you pay...
But, if you need, you pay more!

Nnyuu


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Nnyuu

I'd be seriously concerned about my observational skills if I only found out today considering I'm already 8 months pregnant...

jimmygeek


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jimmygeek

AND it would be a miracle because my back door is EXIT ONLY and I'm not gay.

jenniferdibello


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jenniferdibello

I would be re-realizing reality.

mdkopper


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curtisuxor wrote:I'd ... wonder how I created the first throat baby.



Can I help??

jazzyblueskat1


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jazzyblueskat1

Be amazed because women my age are supposed to be past all of that!!!

jazzyblueskat1


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jazzyblueskat1
mdkopper wrote:Can I help??



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

moles1138


quality posts: 8 Private Messages moles1138

Considering I can no longer father a child, maybe mothering is possible?

paulpnevada


quality posts: 26 Private Messages paulpnevada
mdkopper wrote:Can I help??



OK, guys...get a room. Or at least a car with tinted windows.

Photographette


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Photographette

adoption, please

Dani Girl
photography

eliz5210


quality posts: 0 Private Messages eliz5210

believe in miracles because last year they ripped all that out!! ha

suebeehoney70


quality posts: 0 Private Messages suebeehoney70

...be the richest woman in the world, because I'd sue the pants off the doc that did my hysterectomy 12 years ago. I'd also be plenty ticked, considering my age!

trucker743


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suebeehoney70 wrote:...be the richest woman in the world, because I'd sue the pants off the doc that did my hysterectomy 12 years ago. I'd also be plenty ticked, considering my age!



Amen, Sister, Amen! Likewise!

mrsque


quality posts: 5 Private Messages mrsque
eliz5210 wrote:believe in miracles because last year they ripped all that out!! ha



that's what I was thinking! fall to my knees and then fall on my face!

*I* have FIVE Quality Posts! no, seriously...how did that happen?!

kutiel


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kutiel

I would be very pissed off at my IUD... very, very pissed off.