Ok .. I see what you did there Woot. I was like, I didn't know these came in kid sizes.. what kind of kids would use this? .. Where's the machete holster? or webbing belt with bear spray? I mean, there's not even a cargo pocket!
I was lost and confused on how this outfit could possibly function as clothing, shelter, and raft simultaneously.
And then I realized it didn't say Bear Grylls but Bear Girl's and was sorely disappointed.