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Poll: Worst thing your kid has ever put in his/her mouth?
  • 20.9% - Dirt 155
  • 22.3% - Coins 166
  • 23.8% - Poop 177
  • 7% - Raisins 52
  • 11.2% - A live animal 83
  • 9.6% - A dead animal 71
  • 5.2% - Something even more disgusting I’ll tell you about it in the comments. 39
743 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

oldhess


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When I was in nursing school I had one particular pair of shoes that I would wear in the hospital and would take them off in the entry way as not to spread any nasty bacteria throughout the house. My 9 month old baby crawled over and started chewing on the shoes for an undisclosed amount of time. Well she either has some super bug brewing in her system or the worlds strongest immune system.

curtisuxor


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oldhess wrote:When I was in nursing school I had one particular pair of shoes that I would wear in the hospital and would take them off in the entry way as not to spread any nasty bacteria throughout the house. My 9 month old baby crawled over and started chewing on the shoes for an undisclosed amount of time. Well she either has some super bug brewing in her system or the worlds strongest immune system.



And that is why we invested in a covered outdoor shoe rack.

gibizugbe


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Shudder, sardines.

missmykael


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Today my daughter licked the fly swatter.

PUfelix85


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isn't a dead animal covered by poop? dead animal -> meat -> eat -> digestion -> poop -> eat?

x8

pcrockett83


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Dog food. Of course, my kid's only 20 months old, so I'm sure he'll graduate to something grosser soon.

noodle192000


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So far it's just been boogers but he's one and a half. Give him time.

alisongraser


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I pulled a finger nail out of his mouth once, and I almost threw up.

Alison Graser

alisongraser


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pcrockett83 wrote:Dog food. Of course, my kid's only 20 months old, so I'm sure he'll graduate to something grosser soon.



my son's 18 months and he loves dog food

Alison Graser

alisongraser


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missmykael wrote:Today my daughter licked the fly swatter.



ahhhh

Alison Graser

stevemcdoo


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As most toddlers do, my son picked up a paper cup off the coffee table that I had been using as a spitoon and drank. Before I could grab it he got a mouth full of tobacco spit. Yes, I know its bad for me... and he never did that again.

mydogscute


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My little sister used to eat the contents of ashtrays when she was a toddler.

akm325


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Anything she can find on the floor especially dog hair. She loves dog hair.