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Take them to KidStop and trade them in for credit towards a new kid.
Spankings. Lots of spankings....
Spin them in circles on the floor, or toss my current beverage in their face, they enjoy that one…
my kids don't do that *shrug* 11, 15, 17 - they better not but they never have, actually
It all depends. The question not being, if they did something bad for attention I have to consider what all is done for attention. Some of what is done is amusing, with some thought, and without any wrongdoing. In that case I laugh or applaud or whatever would be appropriate to award him with the attention he worked for and deserves. However, when it is something that should require discipline, I again quickly and vigorously apply the attention that again, he so deserves.
He is a grown man now but that is what I did and it is exactly what I would do over again.
practice counting to 3
Beat them until they actually have something to complain about.
The missing answer is: "My precious snowflake never does anything bad, and is always the center of attention so the question is moot."
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