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It's bad enough when you try to break out of jail, and you don't succeed. It's much worse when you get caught. It's embarrassing when you get stuck in the wall, because, you didn't make it big enough. But the worst is when you actually call for help because you can't get out.
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mjc613 wrote:It's bad enough when you try to break out of jail, and you don't succeed. It's much worse when you get caught. It's embarrassing when you get stuck in the wall, because, you didn't make it big enough. But the worst is when you actually call for help because you can't get out.
The worse is the guards laughing at you!
dontwantaname wrote:The worse is the guards laughing at you!
Geez, he should have waited til after he escaped to take the viagra. I'm sure his girlfriend wouldn't have minded waiting a few extra minutes.
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